HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR?
What would a day out at the market be without a trip to
the Grotto?
But don’t expect a jolly old fat man in there—
because this is
Black Market Santa.
Dripping in corpse paint and ready to hear all your filthiest wishes. Joined by his fishnet-clad goth elves, this Santa is
anything but vanilla.
He’s open-minded, kink-friendly, and totally here for your naughtiest confessions.
Climb onto his lap...
(he doesn’t bite… unless you ask nicely)
whisper your darkest desires into his ear, and maybe even pose for the most brutal Christmas photo you’ll
ever own.
Whether you’ve been naughty or downright criminal this year, this Santa’s not here to judge—he’s here to help make your holiday fantasies come true… or at the very least,
make you blush.
So, come on—sit down, get cozy, and let Santa and his naughty elves give you a Christmas experience you’ll be thinking about long after the decorations come down.
Let’s just hope you made the naughty list.
